Hey mon, watta bout us? I mean, we jes’ find da Horde,” Smoked’Dem said. “And now Trolls be atop da’ world but no, big bad brown brotha Orc escape da courthouse, gotta steal da thundah and nows everyones be pointing and going at dis new phase of the moon. O, it notz a moon, itza battle station, mon! Iron Horde, batman, I don’t cares wat youse be throwin’ at me, Trolls be King o’ da World, bruddah! Wat you say, Warchief Vol’jin?”
Warchief Vol’jin officially mumbled no comment, after asking others as long as they could speak on his nervous, inexperienced behalf.
Most unhappy of all subjects interviewed were the native Pandaren.
“The adventurers came. They wouldn’t ok , i’ll die. Merely rolled me onto suffer more. They sucked,” sighed Yi-Mo, an emo Pandaren too lazy to commit suicide inside the Krasarang Wilds.
A top-ranking official in Pandaren society agreed with Yi-Mo’s simple assessment. “These ‘heroes’ nearly destroyed my harmonious people. They lied about protecting us. They showed us no respect. We may are already more satisfied without one,” said Taran Zhu, the xenophobic master with the Shado-Pan who decried the Alliance-Horde race war.
“Come on , man, the first two adventurers I met were a death knight as well as a warlock. I reported to not use dark powers but noooo, they have their friend the cisco kid priest next. Pandaria can view over itself much better than these angry, arrogant strangers,” Zhu said, forgetting the actual fact he with the exceptional inept warriors became totally ineffective in countering the eruption of Sha energies, having it even permeate his or her own soul inside Shado-Pan’s hermetic monastery.
“These fools from the Alliance and Horde will most likely destroy that planet they visit,” he added, as oblivious towards fact Cheap Rs Gold already was destroyed through the wartime activities on the Old Horde along with the Human-led Alliance, and miserably failed in her last responsibility of guarding former Horde Warchief Garrosh Hellscream, which ended in his by using time travel and also the reappearance from the planet Draenor plus the invading Iron Horde.